- male game designer: hey maybe we should treat women like people
- male gamer: how could you say these things... i trusted you... i have lost a hero on this day
in dragon age u can loot money off spiders. why did that spider have money. was he goign to the spider market before i killed him?? maybe he was just trying 2 feed his wife and children and then i MURDERED him
And this is just a thought
He ate some poor fellow along with his clothes and money he had with himself
So when you killed the spider you opened up his stomach
And there you have it, coins that were impossible to digest, ready to be taken
It’s just a thought of course
Helps me sleep at night
- Hawke: Hey
- Inquisitor: Uh...hi...?
- Hawke: Heard you can...tame dragons...
- Inquisitor: I suppose I did. Yeah.
- Hawke: So you wouldn't mind...like...lending me one, right?
- Varric: Oh not this again.
- Hawke: Dad? Is that you?
- Malcolm: Yes. I'm dead.
I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.